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I've been waiting a long time for a sequel to one of the funniest movies I've ever seen and this did not disappoint.
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Oh darn. I guess I'm lazy and inept. Having 10 meaningless random battles before I got to the dragon was pointless since experience and gold were meaningless in the intro and should not have been in there. I died to the dragon because he was hitting me harder than I could heal myself. There was nothing I could do to stop it. After he killed the more powerful of my 2 characters, who could hit hard but not heal well I was left with the shitty character who could heal himself well but could do no damage.
If the one character could heal well and heal both characters I would have beat the dragon, because I could have healed every round with the good healer and attacked every round with the holy attack of the other guy who was doing good damage. Instead, I'm dead because the shitty healer couldn't heal himself fast enough.
This game might be good or something, but I don't know and really don't care...I won't be playing it again.
Author's Response:
REACTIONS.
With those, The Dragon's a whole lot easier! I mean, you can basically resist all damage even when paralysed...
Though it's really my fault; I should've made their usage clearer. I suppose having Deugan just mention them briefly wasn't good enough... hm.
Also, the random battles at first in the very, very brief 'dungeon' were meant to serve as practice so then you could get used to the battle system rather than as actual battles for which you get rewards...
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Laser cannon + Overkill = win
You will have so much experience after 1 round once you get this the game is broken
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This is among the dumbest movies I've seen that I've actually liked. The dentist chair had me laughing the most. Great job...I'm guessing this took you guys about 3 hours. Am I over or under?
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Now, if the sequel fixes all the little problems and adds some nice things above and beyond this game it will be amazing.
Everyone tells you what's great, so here is what I had problems with:
-Sawed off shotgun was glitchy. It should reload automatically after the 2nd shot instead of making me click a 3rd time.
-You should be able to switch to your other weapon while reloading instead of forcing you to go through the loading animation while your barricade gets killed.
-The higher level weapons don't seem to be any better. For example, I thought the Uzi was better than the 2 assault rifles. I used the sawed off shotgun until I got the last weapon. Even with only 2 shots it still killed the enemies faster than anything after it, except the final weapon.
-My computer sucks...if there was an option to have the corpses go away faster it would greatly improve the game's performance.
The game ended right on time, because after I got the final weapon there was no challenge at all, so you did a great job there and didn't overstay your welcome. Great job for your first game. You'll be getting my flash of the month vote.
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I'll be voting this as one of the best movies of the month. I laughed very hard multiple times. The Prince of Persia thing was probably my favorite. I'm looking forward to another one but I think you just used everybody.
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In addition to not being fun at all the game makes no sense. Why would you punch your accountant, who is the one trying to SAVE YOU MONEY? The game should have you beating up an IRS agent if anything.
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I'm pretty sure you stole half the sound effects from Duke Nukem 3D. It was another nice, but extremely short installment in the series though.
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I've been a big fan of your stuff since I ran really fast as a squirrel. I hope this is eligible for monthly voting because I will almost certainly be voting this in as top game.
The graphics and sound were great as always with your stuff and the play control was almost perfect. I also like the checkpoint system in this game as opposed to your older games where I spend all day trying to beat them on one set of lives. The lack of frustration makes this game much more fun.
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Checkpoints
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