Score: 7

"Hilarious."

submission: play with michelle

date: April 20, 2006

That is one of the best ads I have ever seen. You are evil.

Score: 7

"You need subtitles"

submission: Ultimate Ninja Showdown 4

date: April 20, 2006

I can barely make out what they are saying sometimes, especially when Inu Daiben is speaking. I love the series but I would like this episode more if I could understand all the dialogue.

Score: 7

"I am very disappointed."

submission: Snakes on a Plane

date: April 1, 2006

Of all the movies I want to see this year I am anticipating Snakes on a Plane the most and this seemed like a halfhearted attempt. I was expecting greatness but just a 1 minute movie instead. I am sad this day.

Score: 8

"LOL"

submission: Heavy Metal Man \m/

date: March 15, 2006

That was hilarious. We seem to have similar tastes in music, since I recognized Malmsteen, Helloween, Rhapsody, and Blind Guardian (although that is one of my least favorite BG songs) and you killed a band I never liked. The entire movie was stupidly excessive in almost every way and I loved it. I am really looking forward to the next 2 parts.

Score: 8

"Awesome"

submission: Sounds of CS

date: February 28, 2006

I thought that was very cool and catchy. My favorite parts were the SMG and the silencer...I wish the SMG had been used more because that was spectacular. Overall, it was very cool but I think there are more sounds in the game that could have been incorporated into the movie.

Score: 7

"Pretty good"

submission: SousaPalooza

date: February 28, 2006

I played it legitimately for about 30 seconds and then realized I could cheaply beat it by staying in the lower left and setting a stapler on top of my spacebar. It is a good game and the musical element was very cool, but when compared to a vertical scrolling shooter like RaidenX it is nothing spectacular. Don't misunderstand me...this was very cool and you should be proud of yourself.

Score: 9

"I've always loved your work."

submission: Metal Gear Awesome

date: February 24, 2006

It is nice to see that you are putting your audio into flash. The animation was obviously not too hot but the style managed to fit the hilarious audio just fine. The completely excessive angry eyebrows were great. I thought the funniest part was when he tied the gun into a balloon poodle and ate it. I am really looking forward to more movies from you.

Score: 7

"A classic"

submission: Tricky bangbanggooberblat

date: February 6, 2006

I thought I had reviewed this back when it came out a few years ago but apparently I didn't. I remember when this originally came out and I thought the idea of releasing this immediately after having a #1 movie was hilarious.

It is sad looking through the reviews for this movie and seeing all the people who were offended by this. Apparently it is OK for hundreds of people in the Madness movies to be killed in horrible ways for very little reason, but if Jesus is slapped in the face with a clown penis everything changes. Hell, Jesus can even die in the series and no one is offended. Perhaps Krinkels should slap Jesus in the face with a clown penis during an actual Madness movie and everything will be fine? The hypocrisy is pretty pathetic on a lot of the reviewers' parts.

I have always loved the Madness series and this movie actually made me like Krinkels more. My only complaint is that the long-awaited Tricky bangbanggooberblat 2 has still not been released.

Score: 6

"Seizure"

submission: 360 Supreme Catcher

date: January 27, 2006

I didn't play past level 3 because the explosion every time you catch a ball was extremely irritating and I did not feel like seizing up and pissing and shitting myself. If you take out the unnecessary graphical explosion I would have played this for a very long time because it is a fun game.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: Mecha Duel

date: January 21, 2006

Great idea and great fighting. This is the best daily feature of the last 2 weeks. Great job.