Score: 3

"Meet Joe Black"

submission: Traffic Lessons

date: January 16, 2006

I believe you rotoscoped the car accident scene in Meet Joe Black for this movie. Nonetheless, I did not enjoy this at all.

Score: 8

"Very cool"

submission: Ultimate Robotnik Duels

date: January 13, 2006

This is the type of minigame that people end up playing more than the game itself. I would love to buy a Sonic game and have this as a multiplayer game on it. Obviously, the controls would have to be beefed up quite a bit but the game was very fun and there were plenty of powerups to keep the game interesting. This was excellent except for the unresponsive play control.

Score: 3

"I've seen better."

submission: "Every RPG Ever Made"

date: December 24, 2005

No really, I have...This was awful and I have seen this exact same text used in a much better flash with Link. It is called Zelda Every RPG Ever (I can't provide a link in a review). It has much better animation (no sprites), delivery, and no useless song in the background that has nothing at all to do with the story and balloons the file size to 3 MB.

Score: 8

"Very nice"

submission: Zelda - Seeds of Darkness

date: December 11, 2005

I wish this were longer. It was a lot of fun for the 5 minutes it took to beat it. The reason this was flagged before was probably because this was a perfect replica of the Legend of Zelda games and people said it was stolen because of that reason. Great job. More missions/monsters would be greatly appreciated.

Score: 4

"blah"

submission: Pirates vs. Aliens

date: December 6, 2005

You need to increase the drop rate of the money. I made it to level 5 and only 3 coins dropped the entire time, which was not enough to buy anything of any use to me. If you increase the drop rate the game could be quite enjoyable.

Score: 10

"Hilarious"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: November 30, 2005

You are getting my vote for movie of the month. Between the dimetrodon or whatever and the flipping unicorn it was so funny...

Score: 8

"Pretty good."

submission: eBaums world dot com

date: November 8, 2005

I don't recall ever visiting ebaumsworld but I have been around friends when they have done so. Isn't this kind of what Newgrounds has done for years though? Basically, Newgrounds is making money off of the work of other people, such as yourself. I really don't care either way, especially now that they are giving prizes to the top-voted movies/games each month, but I think it is a point worth considering.

Score: 8

"Fun but easy"

submission: Doomrunner

date: August 17, 2005

If you abandon the weak weapons and just use the mass destruction ones at about level 3 it is very easy. I was about to quit at like level 20 when I thought I would never die but a huge star destroyer type thing came out and ruined my shit. Great game.

Score: 8

"Graphics are actually too good"

submission: Drakojan Skies Mission 1

date: August 14, 2005

My computer could not handle the boss fight against the com station or whatever. Even on the lowest quality setting I was probably getting about 5 frames per second because of my highly upgraded weapon and all the clutter on the screen. I have no idea what I died to but it was a very fun game up until that point. Also, using Edguy for background music is a good choice.

Score: 9

"Plus I'm hungry for shit (slurp slurp slurp)"

submission: Red Diamond Dragon Club

date: July 25, 2005

I nearly collapsed on the floor the second time that happened. That was an awesome flash. It is hard for me to tell which is your best flash because Knock Knock, Dead Parents, Last Two Men on Earth, and this are all so fucking funny. I think this deserves a Continuing Adventures of the Red Diamond Dragon Club.