Score: 4

"Died to the dragon"

submission: Mardek Rpg: Chapter 1

date: June 10, 2007

Oh darn. I guess I'm lazy and inept. Having 10 meaningless random battles before I got to the dragon was pointless since experience and gold were meaningless in the intro and should not have been in there. I died to the dragon because he was hitting me harder than I could heal myself. There was nothing I could do to stop it. After he killed the more powerful of my 2 characters, who could hit hard but not heal well I was left with the shitty character who could heal himself well but could do no damage.

If the one character could heal well and heal both characters I would have beat the dragon, because I could have healed every round with the good healer and attacked every round with the holy attack of the other guy who was doing good damage. Instead, I'm dead because the shitty healer couldn't heal himself fast enough.

This game might be good or something, but I don't know and really don't care...I won't be playing it again.

Score: 7

"Gets boring quick"

submission: Hustler

date: October 6, 2006

Maybe it's because I picked the 90 day version but the beat-em-up aspect of the game got old really quick. It would have been better if there was less fighting. It gets annoying when I have to fight just about every time I land in a city, especially when the fights are as easy as they were. The buying and selling aspect of the game was pretty good. I don't know if there was a bug or what but I couldn't buy the phones no matter how much money I had. It always said they were back-ordered. Everything else was pretty good.

Score: 10

"Whoa"

submission: Super Smash Flash

date: August 21, 2006

This is incredible. This is one of the best flash games I have played and is probably the greatest achievement. Congratulations.

Score: 5

"Wonderful..."

submission: Space Skirmish

date: June 29, 2006

The so-called "upgrade" that causes rockets to home in on the nearest target doesn't work worth shit and caused me to lose when they continued to go right past the big slugs and hit the little blue things on the other side of the screen. Thanks a lot.

Score: 7

"I <3 Petrucci"

submission: Tunnel Vision

date: May 8, 2006

I certainly never expected to see a music video for something from his solo album but this was done very well. If anything, the music was compressed too much because it sounded a little muted. It's nice to have a file that's only 1 MB but in a music video it causes the music to suffer, which causes the entire flash to suffer. It's too bad it ended when it did since there was a solo right after the end that could have had many cool action effects. Nontheless, you did a good job on this and I hope to see more along these lines.

Score: 7

"You need subtitles"

submission: Ultimate Ninja Showdown 4

date: April 20, 2006

I can barely make out what they are saying sometimes, especially when Inu Daiben is speaking. I love the series but I would like this episode more if I could understand all the dialogue.

Score: 8

"Awesome"

submission: Sounds of CS

date: February 28, 2006

I thought that was very cool and catchy. My favorite parts were the SMG and the silencer...I wish the SMG had been used more because that was spectacular. Overall, it was very cool but I think there are more sounds in the game that could have been incorporated into the movie.

Score: 8

"Very cool"

submission: Ultimate Robotnik Duels

date: January 13, 2006

This is the type of minigame that people end up playing more than the game itself. I would love to buy a Sonic game and have this as a multiplayer game on it. Obviously, the controls would have to be beefed up quite a bit but the game was very fun and there were plenty of powerups to keep the game interesting. This was excellent except for the unresponsive play control.

Score: 4

"blah"

submission: Pirates vs. Aliens

date: December 6, 2005

You need to increase the drop rate of the money. I made it to level 5 and only 3 coins dropped the entire time, which was not enough to buy anything of any use to me. If you increase the drop rate the game could be quite enjoyable.

Score: 8

"You guys have talent"

submission: I Like My Women Inbred SE

date: July 7, 2005

I didn't like this one very much since I don't like country music at all, even though the point of the movie was probably to mock country music or at least the subject matter of stereotypical country music. Nonetheless, I really enjoyed your I Just Got to Get a Nap or whatever video since I am much more into rock music. You guys are talented musicians and flash artists and your lyrics are witty and funny. I hope you make more of these music videos, although I wouldn't be sad if you made another Bob the Ball movie instead.